Best dating friend sister
), or bad (you and your bff are in a major fight), she's the first person you turn to. You were like, "No, because she used to be really short, but then she grew up, and now she's average height, but the nickname stuck...
Even though she was totally off limits, your hormones couldn’t be controlled and you probably ended up talking about her daily at high school lunch tables and, eventually, outside of parties while smoking cigarettes with your boys.
And during my most recent public crying fit the day after the election, she was the first person I called. Don’t get me wrong, I love my husband to death, and I consider him my “best guy friend.” After all, we were friends for about three years before we actually started dating.
Friends and lovers may come and go, but a sister is forever. But I’ve never been a big believer that one person should be your one and only, your absolute everything, your alpha and omega.
Of course, we’re talking about your friend’s sister — the holy grail of snatch, assuming she’s above a 7.
Although the closest you’ve ever been to getting involved with her sexually is keeping a mental image of her in your spank bank, it doesn’t mean the opportunity is completely lost.